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Unbidden guests/Are often welcomest when they are gone.

You're so ugly you couldn't even get a date with an automated bank teller.

Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant.

The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

But macros are like having these high-powered band-aids, when what you want is not to be wounded in the first place.  - Steve Yegge

A hypothesis is an opinion that you are trying to prove true.

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If you haven't heard of XML yet, you must be living under a rock!  - Programming in the .NET Environment

Factors which cause a marked decrease in the liquidus slope have a greater relative effect on the solidus slope.  Hume-Rothery Rule

Evil comes full circle home to us.

In the mountains we forget to count the days.

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The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are careful to hide the fact.

I know nothing.  -Ken Thompson

Join me and I will complete your training.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?

To throw the handle afterwards the axe.

It is likely that 2^104 is an ultimate limit on storage space, unless we want to turn New Jersy into a DRAM.  -chuck@pierre.mit.edu

Improve our mechanisms for sharing BU and "white space" opportunities knowledge and laboratory and center capabilities so as to assure optimal use of contrained resources.

Sweet words: diseases.  Hard words: medicines.

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. -Niels Bohr

When a man celebrates his God, he changes his sex.

The tide of change approaches.

What if I go to New York and can't trust a menu?

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Rei panta.

Everything breaks down.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy. -Martin Mull

We already agreed on a solution. Nobody is interested in implementing it.  - Lucho

Speed is more important than anything else in management. - Henry Schacht

You can't tell a book if the title is covered.

Here is the forecast: tomorrow will be muggy, followed by Tuegy, Weggy, Thurgy and Frigy.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.  -Calvin

You can't see the whole sky through a bamboo tube.

Why don't we store the blank punch cards on disk, and get rid of all those boxes.

If Lucifer confesses, we'll let the rest of you go.

Silver is pure. It's been a symbol of justice and purity since the year of the sun.

There is no language in our lungs.

If it's gratitude you want, get a dog. -P. T. Barnum

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Beauty is only sin deep. H H Munro

He doesn't pay for the meat, but grabs the biggest "kuftas".

The essence of XML is this: the problem it solves is not hard, and it does not solve the problem well.  - Phil Wadler, POPL 2003

"Objective" and "subjective" are not entirely subjective. - Penn Jillette

Love kept covered bursts out somehow.

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