sillypaste backlog

Sept. 4, 2020, 4:43 p.m.
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* DONE Fix Content-Type

It should have charset encoding.

* TODO Add user accounts

Can be used to "own" pastes to delete, edit, and list by user.

* TODO Add paste comments

* TODO Add markdown in pastes

* TODO Support plain-text pastes larger than 128MB

* TODO Add code highlighting support

* TODO Write Emacs plugin

* TODO Rewrite front-end in CoffeeScript

* TODO Support binary content in pastes

* TODO Add machine learning facial recognition for ASCII art portraits of past German chancellors

* TODO Write Amazon Alex skill that says "Silly!" each time the user enters the text "sillypaste" in some device somewhere

* TODO Add Paste Time Travel™, to enable viewing pastes created in the future

* TODO Add postal gateway, whereby users make pastes via postal mail or Fedex

* TODO Support EBCDIC and Windows-1254 character encodings

* TODO Write $50 iOS app

* TODO Improve effectiveness of TLS

All requests served should be padded to size multiples of 256MB, preventing an adversary from determining the paste being served by the page transmission size.

* TODO Integrate Facebook Like and Twitter Tweet buttons, increasing the JavaScript resources size 100-fold

* TODO Wingdings as the default font face for UI elements

* TODO Present users with EULA before each paste, with terms agreeing to transfer all their copyrights to Sillypaste LTD and receive a cc-by-sa, GPLv3, or AGPLv3 license back on those copyrights.

Add a clause that users from the United States agree not to vote for Donald Trump, with remedy for violations being set at $10,000,000 per violation per person.

* TODO Add ASCII Art video playback

* TODO Add gopher:// interface

* TODO redo stale views

Form ingress is tedious.

* TODO Create rest api
* DONE Fix web layout
** DONE Align footer bottom
   Nah. I rather not do this. It's silly.
** DONE Fix Raw valign
** DONE remove scrollable viewer

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* DONE Show hit count

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